Supposedly Real Ads
From Liz O'Donoghue at the office of Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D.-N.J. in
Washington.
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Lost: Small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and drawers.
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Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
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Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
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Stock up and save. Limit: one.
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Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
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Illiterate? Write today for free help.
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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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And now the Superstore -- unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivalved
inconvenience.
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We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.