Sony's new error messages, Haiku form
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> A file that big?
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
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> The Web site you seek
> Can not be located but
> Countless more exist
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> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.
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> ABORTED effort:
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask way too much.
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> Yesterday it worked
> Today it is not working
> Windows is like that.
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> First snow, then silence.
> This thousand-dollar screen dies
> so beautifully.
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> With searching comes loss
> and the presence of absence:
> "My Novel" not found.
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> The Tao that is seen
> Is not the true Tao, until
> You bring fresh toner.
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> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
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> Stay the patient course
> Of little worth is your ire
> The network is down
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> A crash reduces
> Your expensive computer
> To a simple stone.
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> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes, and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
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> You step in the stream,
> but the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
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> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
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> Having been erased,
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
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> Serious error.
> All shortcuts have disappeared.
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.